foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck


shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW


“Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.” — My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)


live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now


fangirl challenge: 20 tv shows [4/20] » Psych

"Life is not made up of a single moment; it’s made up of a gazillion moments. What defines us, is the choice we make in the next one, and the one after that."


bostonjaeger:

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS 



epic-vines:

In the summer I tan really fast!
Vine by: Simone Shepherd



This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk


  • me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
  • me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
  • me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
  • me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
  • me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • me typing in 2014: hella

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE


lol i come on tumblr for the first time in months because i happened to flip onto glee and saw it was an emotional klaine scene and my entire dash is FesVSRMGJKRSGFOPRSJGFrsFKOEPRJGOPjreopGORESJDGVLJKReGSJrd BlaIIEIEINNNE kURURURUUTUTTT HAALlaALLALLPPPPPPPPP FJSIDKLGJRDGJ


Kurt Hummel

colferkingdom:

  • Lost his mother
  • Lost his first kiss
  • Almost lost his father
  • Lost the school play
  • Lost the election
  • Lost Nyada
  • Lost his dreams
  • Loses his boyfriend