i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
fangirl challenge: 20 tv shows [4/20] » Psych
"Life is not made up of a single moment; it’s made up of a gazillion moments. What defines us, is the choice we make in the next one, and the one after that."
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS
In the summer I tan really fast!
Vine by: Simone Shepherd
And here he is before his haircut.
He is evolving…
Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk
I really really needed this wow
i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING
LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS
SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE
lol i come on tumblr for the first time in months because i happened to flip onto glee and saw it was an emotional klaine scene and my entire dash is FesVSRMGJKRSGFOPRSJGFrsFKOEPRJGOPjreopGORESJDGVLJKReGSJrd BlaIIEIEINNNE kURURURUUTUTTT HAALlaALLALLPPPPPPPPP FJSIDKLGJRDGJ
- Lost his mother
- Lost his first kiss
- Almost lost his father
- Lost the school play
- Lost the election
- Lost Nyada
- Lost his dreams
- Loses his boyfriend